My thoughts exactly
"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to this class. "Who likes the Yankees?"
Everyone raises their hands except one little girl.
"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"
"I'm not a Yankees fan."
"Well, if you're not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"
"The Red Sox," Janie answers.
"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are Red Sox fans."
"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"
"A Yankees fan."
-www.rd.com
Everyone raises their hands except one little girl.
"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"
"I'm not a Yankees fan."
"Well, if you're not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"
"The Red Sox," Janie answers.
"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are Red Sox fans."
"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"
"A Yankees fan."
-www.rd.com
posted by Bobby Wales at
9:36 PM
2 Comments:
Woo hoo!! Yeah BoSox!!!
A moron? or simply one who cheers for overpaid, underworked, lazy, traitorous, money grubbing, no-good, smelly feeted, jerks who can't catch, throw, or hit a ball unless they hear the clink of money, the worship of misled fans, or the promise of a 5 star hotel. Just asking.
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